Adaptability and Inflexibility

Things I can adapt to:

1. The shower.  It floods the bathroom every time.  I must wear shower shoes.  There is no room to shave my legs in any other way than standing like a peacock.  Yet I adapt:  I will work on my core muscles each time I shave.
2. My circuit breaker.  Each time I use my blow dryer my power goes out.  Yet I adapt:  I've masterfully timed my use of the blow dryer with the rest of my morning routine. 
3. The fridge.  Well, you've seen it.  
4. No electrical outlet in the bathroom.  I do my hair by pulling up iPhoto on my computer and using the built in camera as a mirror. 

Things I am not having a great time adapting to:

1. My bed.  There is no mattress.  It's a wood plank with a two inch mat.  I woke up this morning unable to move my neck or shoulders.  I feel like quasimodo today. 
2. The lack of fresh fruit.  I'm jonesing for a strawberry or peach.... at this rate I would even eat a banana. 

Just had to get those things out.  As I limp away to breakfast. 

Latraot!